Monday, November 30, 2009
The Hunger Games completed
I finished the Hunger Games last night. What a ride, and what a wholly dissatisfying ending! I hate cliff hangers. And I'm not a big fan of sequels, when I finish a book I like to shift gears. For example I think I'll read Persuasion by Jane Austin next (Kelsha's recomendation)
For me the Hunger Games was the love child of Anthem, by Ayn Rand, and The Lord of the Flies. The HG (Hunger Games) inherited a crazy, post apocolyptic, completly controlling government from Anthem, and the pre- to teen, teenage death match from Lord of the Flies. All combined into a fantastic ride. I'm not afraid to admit that when one young, small and sweet character was brutally killed I openly wept. The intese level at which I felt the emotions the main and narrating character, Katniss, was going through was my favorite part of the book. She develops these relationships with other characters which are beautiful in the moment but you know, as does Katniss, that the relationship is doomed to failure because only one person can survive which means Katniss will have to at some point kill her friend. The only thing I'll say that I didn't like is the way in which the author tried to sucker me into a sequel. The basis for it makes me think that the sequel's foundation will be shaky and forced, but who knows. Also as of 3 minutes ago I'm wrestling with a very difficult personal dilema. While searching for a picture I read that this book is raved about by the worst possible person! We are all familiar with her and refuse to call her a sister in the gospel (I could base that on her graduating from BYU alone, regardless of her terrible books) Yes, Stephanie Myers raves about this book. But no matter I say this mostly to myself but if my struggles and resolve help the rest of you more the better. What I'm getting at is that I must accept that a book can be good and also endorsed by the dreaded SM, or for that matter as has also been my experience a book can be good and also be on Oprah's book of the month club. I shouldn't let these leaders of female fanatasism dictate what I do or don't read. Fortunatly I've found out about endorsement of these kinds after a recommendation by a reliable source. Given similar circumstances I think it ok to read anything, despite less than savory applause from less than savory clappers.
Death of a Snob
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Lonesome No More!
The two big questions I ask when I am analyzing something I potentially love are these: “Does it make me laugh?” and “Does it make me think?” Slapstick, by Kurt Vonnegut, did both, in great quantities and with great quality.
Slapstick was an interesting experience. It is a surrealistic vision of Manhattan post-apocalypse, written from the perspective of the horrendously ugly former President of the United States of America, Wilbur Daffodill-11 Swain. However, most of the book is used to describe the unusual relationship between a brother and a sister, which Kurt Vonnegut reveals in the prologue is a parallel to his relationship with his own sister, Alice.
The book is actually officially titled Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!, because the latter phrase is the platform Wilbur was elected on when he ran for President. Wilbur, along with his sister Eliza, developed a system of reorganizing everyone in the United States into different, randomized families—effectively “eliminating” loneliness in America. While they are working on this, the Chinese are finding ways to cure cancer through the sounds of gongs, colonize Mars, and miniaturize themselves, and the Albanian flu is killing everyone
How can I describe reading Vonnegut, especially Slapstick? I can’t. It’s frenetic and fast-paced and jumbled and loud. It’s irreverent and unpredictable and hilarious. I’ve heard (several times) that it was Vonnegut’s least favorite thing he’d ever written; certainly, for someone who had never read any of his work, I would urge them to save it for later. (Maybe after they read Slaughterhouse-Five or Breakfast of Champions). I strongly suspect that it is the type of book where you love it or hate it; I am stuck firmly in the “love” category, which may or may not be entirely due to my deep respect for Kurt Vonnegut. I can only say this: it’s either the work of complete sheer genius, or the lunacy that Kurt Vonnegut scraped out of the corners of his brain and desk drawers.
This book is unique, and also jammed full of side stories and themes that I won’t take the time to flesh out. So, I will instead quote lines that made me laugh.
“I can think of another quickie education for a child, which, in its way, is almost salutary: Meeting a human being who is tremendously respected by the adult world, and realizing that that person is actually a malicious lunatic.”
“’History is a list of surprises,’ I said. ‘It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.’”
“As far as they are concerned, the most glorious accomplishment of the people who inhabited this island so teemingly was to die, so we could have it all to ourselves.”
Hi-ho.
(Image from http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/teaching/061/archives/cat_2.html)
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
But...
I have decided to forsake The Filth in favor of The Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller. And the next book I will finish will be Slapstick, I believe.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
The Canterbury Tales, part zwei
As I vowed, I finished The Canterbury Tales today, after no small effort on my part.
The Canterbury Tales is a collection of stories told by a group of pilgrims traveling to Canterbury. Each story has a moral attached, such as: don’t spread gossip. Avoid hypocrisy. And never, ever trust a woman.
My verdict on the old C-Tales is: they’re wordy. Very, very wordy. Dozens of verses in each tale were devoted to detailing authors of related texts, the ancestry of the characters, and the beauty, virtue, and wittiness of the heroes. It certainly was distracting from the stories themselves, and, I have to admit, my attention wandered more than once.
One thing to keep in mind if you read The Canterbury Tales is that they are incomplete. Chaucer worked at them for something like thirteen years and then just up and died without finishing them. Therefore, there are some mistakes in the voices of the story, a few of the tales are slightly jumbled, and not all of the characters have their chance to tell a story.
I do feel a bit more informed after reading these tales, though. I certainly have a lot of questions in my mind about medieval culture that will want answering as soon as I get around to it. I also made good use of Google Define and learned what fey, hagiologies, misapropism, petard, and perambulation mean. It’s a little gratifying to think that they didn’t just suck seven days of my life away without leaving me with anything to show for it.
On a note of finality, when I think of The Canterbury Tales I will just remember the astounding misogyny. I know it was a characteristic of the times, but geez, the women in the stories were either conniving, cheating temptresses or silent little pushovers. The only impressive woman character was St. Cecilia in the second nun’s tale, and she got her throat cut in the end. If Geoffrey Chaucer wasn’t so obsessed with sex, I would think that he was gay.
The moral of this story is: I’ve finally finished, and the second I was done with work I ran over to the library and switched the C-tales for The Filth. It’s a beautiful feeling.
the future conquests of mr.brown
Lovers whose stars tried to cross!
Monday, November 23, 2009
The Next Ten (maybe)
This is in no particular order. Hence the bullet list instead of a numbered list. It's a document design thing ;)
- The Uglies- Scott Westerfield
- Les Miserables- Victor Hugo
- The House of the Seven Gables- Nathanial Hawthorne (I started it, but I need to finish)
- Women of the Old Testament- Camille Fronk Olson
- The Odyssey- Homer (I read it a long time ago and can't remember it.)
- The Hitchhikers trilogy-Douglas Adams (Though I have read the first one.)
- I am America and So Can You- Stephen Colbert
- The Joseph Smith Papers, Journals, Vol. 1: 1832-1839 (Mostly I will be reading this one out loud to my dad.)
- Wuthering Heights-Emily Bronte
- Tess of the d'Urbervilles- Thomas Hardy (I know Kelsi put it, but she copied off of me I just know it!)
Kelsi's Reading List
I fully support the new assignment of posting our reading lists, however, I am tweaking the assignment a bit, since I want to read 19 new books before my birthday. (Thus far I have read The Shape of Things by Neal LaBute and I am slogging through The Canterbury Tales).
17. The Filth by Grant Morrison (a comic book I noticed in the library)
16. Mara, Daughter of the Nile by Eloise Garvis McGraw (one of my roommate’s favorites)
15. Jesus the Christ by James E. Talmage
14. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
13. Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
12. The Princess Bride by William Goldman (another one of my roommate’s favorites)
11. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley (recommended by Ken)
10. Love’s Labors Lost by William Shakespeare
9. Middlemarch by George Eliot
8. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall by Anne Bronte (the least popular Bronte sister needs some loving too)
7. The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
6. Wise Blood by Flannery O’Connor
5. Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut
4. Good Omens by Neil Gaiman
3. Tess of the D’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
2. The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
1. The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky (and get it out of the frigging way)
Congress: The Electoral Connection
reading lists
Holiday Reads
"Symmetry is boredom and boredom is the foundation of grief. Despair yawns."
Sunday, November 22, 2009
The Canterbury Tales, part eins
We all have individual reasons for reading books. My top three consist of:
1. Pure escapism
2. Curiosity
3. Bragging rights
When I picked up Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales, I was driven mainly by reasons two and three. My curiosity was piqued when we read Tim Gautreaux’s short story “Died and Gone to Vegas” in my Lit Analysis class, which was apparently a Cajun satire of said tales. The pure prestige that comes with reading these famously difficult collection of stories also made the package much more attractive, and, sadly, are a main factor in many of the books I read.
The translation I checked out from the library is 463 pages, and, at the time of this post, I am on page 270 (the summoner’s tale). What has jumped out immediately about The Canterbury Tales is:
You think I’m joking about that last one? I’m not. The Canterbury Tales are the dirtiest thing I’ve read in a long time. Old Geoffrey was a medieval pervert, you can bet your tuppence. He most certainly spent most of his time peeping under women’s tunics, when he wasn't pissing off John Gower.
I am hoping to be finished with these tales by Tuesday, the 24th. We’ll see where the wind blows me. In the meantime, I encourage all to look up the short story "Died and Gone to Vegas" by Tim Gautreaux. It is a literary treat.
Hunger Games and Ivanhoe High mark
Ivanhoe: I must say that Rebecca, the beautiful Jewess, is one of the greatest literary characters. Not that I'm saying she belongs on any top 10 list but she can hold her own. I looked up the movie based on Ivanhoe and Elizabeth Taylor was playing Rebecca, I would haved screamed but the vomit in my mouth prevented any sound escaping. This sensation came as I watched a bit on youtube. From a top window Rebecca looks down on Ivanhoe and the first thing I saw of Ms. Taylor's rendition was horrible. She quickly veiled her face. While Rebecca's veil is a big part of the story, the hasty and spazzy way Liz executed the motion was a polar opposite to the fluid and graceful motion I pictured Rebecca exhibiting.
I feel like exerpting the best part of Ivanhoe for ya'll because I can't wholly recommend it as a must read. So I'll just type it in and save you guys the trouble of reading the whole book. Though I will say getting to know Rebecca in order to fully appreciate this scene is, in my opinion, worth the effort.
The scene is Rebecca's witch trial, she is being tried for bewitching Brian de bois Gilbert, a knight templar:
At this period of the trial, the Grand Master commanded Rebecca to unveil herself. Opening her lips for the first time, she replied patiently, but with dignity, "That it was not the wont of the daughters of her people to uncover their faces when alone in an assembly of strangers." The sweet tones of her voice, and the softness of her reply, impressed on the audience a sentiment of pity and sympathy, But Beaumanoir, in whose mind the suppression of each feeling of humanity which could interfere with his imagined duty was a virtue of itself, repeated his commands that his victim should be unveiled. The guards were about to remove her veil accordingly, when she stood up before the Grand Master, and said, "Nay, but for the love of your own daughters-- alas," She said, recollecting herself, "ye have no daughters!--yet for the remembrance of you mothers, for the love of your sisters, and of female decency, let me not be thus handled in your presence: it suits not a maiden to be disrobed by such rude grooms. I will obey you," she added, with an expression of patient sorrow in her voice, which had almost melted the heart of Beaumanioir himself; "ye are elders among your people, and at your comand I will show the features of an ill-fated maiden."
She withdrew her veil, and looked on them with a countenance in which bashfulness contended with dignity. Her exceeding beauty excited a murmur of surprise, and the younger knights told each other with their eyes, in silent correspondence, that Brian's best apology was in the power of her real charms, rather than of her imaginary witchcraft. But Higg(a guy Rebecca healed who testified of the event but who's testimony was used as evidence of her witchcraft) the son of Snell, felt most deeply the effect produced by the sight of the countencance of his benefactress. "Let me go forth," he said to the warders at the door of the hall-- "let me go forth! To look at her again will kill me, for I have had a share in murdering her."
"Peace, poor man," said Rebecca, when she heard his exclamation, "thour hast done me no harm by speaking the truth; thour canst not aid me by they complaints or lamentations. Peace, I pray thee; go home and save thyself."
Higg was about to be thrust out by the compassion of the warders, who were apprehnsive lest his clamorous grief should draw upon them reprehension, and upon himself punishment. But he promised to be silent, and was permitted to remain. The two men-at-arms, with whom Albert Malvoisin had not failed to communicate upon the import of their testimony, were now called forward. Though both were hardened and inflexible villains, the sight of the capitve maiden, as well as her excelling beauty, at first appeared to stagger them; but an expressive glance from the preceptor of Templestowe (Malvoisin) restored them tot heir dogged composure . . . moving on . . . "There is yet one chance of life left to me," Said Rebecca, "even by your own fierce laws. Life has been miserable --miserable, at least, of late -- but I will not cast away the gift of God while He affords me the means of defending it. I deny this charge: I maintain my innocence, and I declare the falsegood of this accusation. I chalenge the privilege of trial by combat, and will appear by me champion."
"And who, Rebecca," replied the Grand Master , "will lay lance in rest for a sorceress? who will be the champion of a Jewess?"
"God will raise me up a champion," said Rebecca. "It cannot be that in merry England, the hospitable, the generous, the free, will not be found one to fight for justice. But it is enough that I challenge the trial by combat: there lies my gage."
She took her embroidered glove from her hand, and flung it down before the Grand Master with an air of mingled simplicity and dignity which excited universal surprise and admiration.
Even Lucas Beaumanoir(Grand Master) himself was affected by the mien and appearance of Rebecca. He was not originally a cruel or even a sever man; but with passions by nature cold, and with a high, though mistaken, sense of duty, his heart had been gradually hardened by the ascetic life which he pursued, the supreme power which he enjoyed, and the supposed necessity of subduing infidelity and eradicating heresy which he conceived peculiarly incumbent on him. His features relaxed in their usual severity as he gazed upon the beautiful creature before him, alone, unfriended, and defending herself with so much spirit and courage. He crossed himself twice, as doubting whence arose the snwonted softening of a heart which on such occasions used to resemble in hardness the steel of his sword. At lenght he spoke.
"Damsel," he said, "if the pity I fel for thee arise from any practice thine evil arts have made on me, great is the guilt, but I rather judge it the kinder geelings of nature, which grieve that so goodly a form should be a vessel of perdition." Blah Blah and he launches into this usual fair.
So there ya go the best part of the book!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Ivanhoe
Friday, November 20, 2009
Patrick O-Brian
They are the story of Jack Aubrey, Lieutenant turned Captain turned Post-Captain (thus far), and his friend Stephen Maturin who is both accomplished surgeon and duplicitous secret agent (though in a very early 19th century fashion). The books so far have recorded their journeyings from the Mediterranean to the United Kingdom to the Indian Ocean and the Mauritius Islands and have been a sheer treat to read.
Though not particularly action-packed or quick moving in the contemporary fashion of our day, the novels portray life aboard a vessel in the great age of sail in as poignant and powerful of a way as I think possible for laymen. The monotony of sailing (which comprised 95% of the life of a sailor, with 4% being reckless revelry on land and 1% being ship to ship combat) is filled with interesting conversations and a continual deepening of acquaintance with characters (including the vessels Aubrey commands) that engrosses you from page one and leaves you with a sense of wonder at the adventure you have just concluded as you close its final pages.
The moral of the story, read these books. Though not filled with romance or gripping allegory, they are a great read and will help you feel more than ever that you have experienced something truly memorable.
kenny